Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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cadenernest 0
YDI, they have this thing, it's called a razor. Use it, love it. It's your choice to have a hairy vag, and that's fine if you like your bush, but when people can see it because your shorts have rode up??? Your pubic hair should be treated well enough that it's not trying to make a great escape out your underwear.
ilovefmlife 0
haha 1st of all YDI for wearing such short shorts. 2nd of all SHAVE.
cadenernest 0
my comment goes for both males and females. Pubic hair is not a double standard people, it shouldn't be sticking out of your clothes, that's unsightly.
pokurfayce 0
not FYL, more like eff his life for seeing that o_o ..
kisseshugsdrugs 5
stop shopping at baby gap and buy shorts that fit you. also, exactly how hairy are you? thats ******* disgusting.
Brittanyy 0
ew since when do people not shave anymore? completely your fault for being a beast.
LizzJizz 16
Lmfao, u called her a beast X] I died LOL.
theanonimouse 0
oh hey #164, i would know that it's a hassle and hurts like hell because i actually do it. and, as i sad, i'm willing to bet MOST guys don't shave. it's not like i've never seen any guy naked before, or never even watched ****. most guys don't shave. i mean, congrats to you if you do, whatever floats your boat. but if you're a guy, you're in the minority.
jiequals3 0
LMFAO! #57 and 60 and this is just gross
kellster 2
Dear OP: You do not need to shave if that isn't your inclination. However, it's not a bad idea to keep the hedges trimmed! Maybe you prefer the wild & free bush look, but it's not going to be as clean as it could be if you kept it shorter/borders maintained, etc., especially if you're running! I'm also wondering why your shorts were THAT short. And why would you mistake slapping your own ass (trashy move!) as flirtation. Fail on the classiness, dear.
kellster 2
Dear #155: Shaving does not hurt. You're doing it wrong.