Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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Angry_Dad 0
Slapped your ass to a random guy? You would make a great **** star. Anyways, you totally deserved it! If you're the kind of girl who does THAT, well, you must be the kind of girl that shaves, right?
skittlesxmonster 5
FIRST of all....YDI for wearing skanky-ass shorts....2nd-YDI...cause u slapped ur own ass...O_o wtf?
Blardo 0
******* women and their nasty *******.
organismal 0
yeah, shaving sucks :/ i tried it once and it was horrible. op doesn't have to shave, but i agree that if it's THAT noticable she should probably be trimming some down there
life_is_life 0
WTF??? seriously, YDI. either ur shorts are wayyy too short. or ur bush is wayyy too long. :S either way, do something about it. get longer shorts... or better yet, SHAVE.
allieg 0
Those shorts must have been terrifyingly short to begin with.
xxxeelaa 0
lol #153.
on_a_boat 0
#155 - THANK YOU for saying what I was thinking the entire time I read all these retarded comments from the guys on here. Hairy bushes are disgusting on men, too, ftr! To the OP, you should probably trim that if it's that bad...
TBD3 0
Okay, that's gross. I'm sorry, but that's just way too much. #155, how would you know? I shave regularly.
PierreChaqueJour 0
"Shave it like you're supposed to?" Sound a little like "wear a corset and get back to the kitchen like you're supposed to." I'm a guy and I contemplated shaving to the extent that girls do to see how it looked. Then I realized that would take an extra five hours in the shower and decided I didn't care if a girl shaved the vaj or not.
junefairy_fml 10
thank you. My husband tells me that he likes mine both ways...and he's a very honest person. Some guys don't mind and some girls don't mind either.