Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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kissmeimkati 0
It's not the fact that you have pubic hair that's the problem, it's the shorts... what kind of shorts were they??? People who don't like pubic hair can get over it. If you want to tell your significant other to shave, go for it, but otherwise, shut up, it's a personal choice and it's natural. Nothing gross about it as long as you shower regularly and whatnot.
schmoodles 0
ATTENTION: THE BEAST HAS BEEN TAMED!!!! thank you all for your advice ;-)
rebecca3793 0
Wtf, thats disguttttinng. Ya I'm glad you shaved it c'mon how can you actually let it get that bad. Your probably some 8th grade girl who doesn't know how to flirt & wears shorts way to little for her for attention. Nasty
embo311 0
For all the people who told her to shave, just cuz all the women you see in **** are shaved, does not mean that all REAL women shave and dear, shaving isn't the answer, the answer wear shorts, not underwear that you call shorts.
CurdledMilk 0
Not everyone shaves. I wish everyone could see me rolling my eyes right now. Anywaay, that really sucks. Sorry. =/
ChrissyC 0
wow. i hope you're not fat too. because fat and bad genital hygiene usually go together.
sondramcfail 0
YDI for having shorts that are way too short...without even doing something about "the bush". Eek.
sportastef 0
All the guys saying shave need to shut up. You don't know the pain we go through shaving. It's pretty much pulling out your hair with a sharp blade in an uncomfortable area. And it burns. Just trim. Who likes it bald anyway?
Islander_fml 5
I'm fine with a hairy ******. But: 1) What the hell kind of shorts were you wearing that rode up THAT high? 2) Slapping your own ass? If you're not a prostitute, don't act like one.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
#249 its all about personal preference. im a girl and every guy ive been with said they prefer it shaved. and its not too much pain. in some small bathingsuits you really should at least shave the bikini line, hair peeping out is gross. if you dont want to go bald, then clean it up.