Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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guitardedman 0
123 and everyone else that i didnt read that said SHAVE is correct. however, i did say fml but also YDI for having long enough puss hair to come down your shorts landing strip or bald, those are your options.
MadeAcct4U 0
one word VIRGIN
Roddsy 0
eww. i feel sick ;-;
couragewolf9001 0
There, there, OP. Get him drunk and he'll forget all about it.
rxysurfbum07 0
I love how the majority of posters on this particular entry are using it to provide inapproriate, yet appropriate punchlines. They have shavers for under a dollar. No excuses....unless you like having a bush for some reason.
nooneelse 7
Strange... If you have such problems *well for some it is* and you don't want to solve it then wear shorts that are not viewing your legs too much and no stupid comments like these will ever come again at least you'll have a sex..
proudstub 0
sounds like someone needs a clipper. You should have got rid of the Bush when Obama took over. but nice FML anyway.
mattshats2 0
SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shzz 0
1) Wear shorts that actually cover your privates 2) Don't slap your ass 3) Run for the sake of running, not too meet people 4) Maintain....... 5) I think this is a made up one because if he was running in front of you why would he say nice tush? He saw your front not back??
dips200 0
By shorts do you mean boyshorts? If that's all you're walking around in that may be just a little skanky. And probably consider trimming. Hey, if your bush is peeking out, it's probably a little too long.