Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
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wolfsheart 14
merry Christmas!!!
FurryPride 9
He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.
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Comments (142)
LizzJizz 16
Damn, now that sucks hardcooree!!!
cyanidesandwich 21
holy shit so christmas in july really does exist!
thedreamforce 10
Why do people drink at concerts? It's like drinking at the cinema; why pay for something expensive when you plan on getting so wasted that you're not going to remember half of it?
sundayporch 2
Why do people think you get wasted every time you drink?
ReynshineCutting 10
Well typically being hung over means you were wasted.
DisturbedFacade 0
U guys r retarded SHE was hung over not the dad
I_Told_YouSo 5
Christmas song is ok in July, but Friday by Rebecca Black is what you would call eternal damnation. You might not know which seat to take.
PiXiEdUsT07 7
He was probably just testing them to make sure they're ready for Christmas, you can never get into the spirit too early! :D
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Lol. if my dad did that to me when he fell asleep i'd do the same. Except with the category of Metal.
SadinSherman 16
That's the problem when you live with your parents.
ifeelya 5
another "A Christmas Story".
chocomilk82 0
i was gonna comment but then i saw you were from canada.. it's pointless