Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
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Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.
mannatee 19
How many friends do you have after that assholery
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Comments (74)
trent_h 9
Liquid ass is an actual product that you can buy off of amazon
nurchok 15
Did you beat the **** out of his parents? That's what I would do. That'll teach him a lesson, when his dad takes out his belt :)
Flowtastic 16
#37 if done at the time of the offense it would be considered self defense. Sadly though, it wasn't done then. :(
angelitared 27
I'd **** that little kids life up!
sanecatlady 13
Kids today are complete brats and their parents don't even try to control them. I know that's what every generation says but it's true and worse than ever. If I could get away with it I'd sneak inside the brat's bedroom while he's at school and destroy every one of his precious toys. It would be worse than spanking.
AlwaysWatching 27
There was a news report about people having to go to the hospital or something because it smelled so bad. Really though look it up
TheMystery13 13
Do the same thing to him AND his parents if they have a problem.
austin70458 1
You can look it up. Liquid Ass is a real thing you can buy online.
BreeIsMe107 4
That stuff smells like....UGH!!!
DemonWilliams 5
You should tell him on and talk with his parents seriously.