Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
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Top comments
baxeh 29
Accept his challenge!
zinoxity 23
Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.
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Comments (56)
reich6842 5
I bet the kids fat
darwinism 30
I bet you were farting in class instead of learning grammar. Everybody farts mate.
JMichael 26
Since when did you have to be fat to fart? Everyone does. It's your body's way of releasing pressure build up in the stomach.
JMichael 26
Is he the son of Michael Moore?
NemusKiller 5
OP you have been Challenged!
baxeh 29
Accept his challenge!
PoptartsKid 13
Next time put some heart into your fart. There's no such thing as stopping; you can only start. It's how to to distinguish the bad from the good fart apart.
katebond 16
he noticed!
tepovre 18
Really? Are you sure?
katebond 16
pretty sure, yeah ;)
Vedarshi 11
Facepalm.
killer0689 20
crap..
TALZZZ14 11
I love how #3's profile says she speaks fluent sarcasm.
zinoxity 23
Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.
SweetasCandy0609 28
you should of told him prove it that way if any one else heard you fart their attention would of been on him and not you.
ethan_unoxx 29
Don't worry you're not alone. It happened to a lot of us.
Lasagnaa 24
Deny, deny, deny!
iLike2Teabag 27
He who denied it, supplied it.
alaen23 23
Who smelt it delt it
blazerman_fml 17
He who did the rhyme did the crime.
over9000skittles 15
But you are rhyming, too, so it was you who farted!
WeakYoungTeen 21
You should have said "Challenge accepted..."
ethan_unoxx 29
if I were you I would have said challenge accepted.
johbstonjacob 8
Do I smell a farting contest?
Dave_Davington 34
Those never end well. Trust me on this.
ImAFaker 29
It's all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****.