Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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Top comments
swimchica22 0
you must feel so loved :D pancakes are the sexiest breakfast food :P
futtbuck101 1
I'd like some syrup with that
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Comments (268)
gingerkid19 0
or on a awesome level pancakes are you?? conceded bitch
donnie111 12
I think you deserved that :P in a good wAy tho
ghostland 0
pancakes are so smooth..
najamesk1 2
You know that book "what men know about women" Well, theres an equally sized book, with about the same contents "What Women know about men" Food and Sex. Both are pleasure, just in two different parts of the body.
caustin31 0
pancakes are nasty. they are all brown and lumpy. and they are all goopy and crap with syrup...ouch!
BigKatt 1
nothing wrong with flat chicks IMO...
MusicLover5 3
don't worry pancakes are amazing :D
ouch1990 0
FOOD!!!
Playful1985 9
I think you're reading him wrong. Guys have 4 basic needs: sex, sleep, eat, admiration (usually achieved through sports bonding, ********, or *shiny* electronics/bling) his groan could relate to any of the four. The fact that he made a groan at all, is the primative communication for pleasure.
Alekyork 0
Hey. I'd bang a pancake if you dressed it up a little.