Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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kimboyett 0
sue em
Sirin_fml 47
"At-will employment".
thatdesertdude 7
can't sue in at-will states, you can be fired without any good reason.
MissMittens 0
nice arm #1
lucy331 0
what's an at will?
changetheworld 0
you can get fired for no damn reasonn.
changetheworld 0
you can get fired for no damn reasonn.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Your boss is a jealous dick, enough said.
jingersnap721 0
at will employment state are the key words
redneck0328 5
that's what sucks Bout north carolina I can get fired cuz my boss doesn't like my hat. he can easily say take it off but if he wants he can fire me. bullshit I tell you
dolphincheddar 10
that sucks donkey scotum :/
floopley 1
that's why I'm in a trade union to stop treatment like that
mudkipsan 19
"At will" means they can fire you for no reason, or absurd reasons, but not for being part of a protected class. While OP doesn't fall into that category, they both probably have a reasonable case for harassment. A women you employ won't **** you, so you fire her boyfriend? That's a hostile environment.
felah17 6
What's the difference between "At will state, and a "Right to work state??
valalvax 13
yea, you have a good case for sexual harassment, if that fails, burn the place down
ppatty 0
beat the shit outa him lol
TheRealBruce 12
oh heyyy! 36 I know you;)
Decodedman 1
At will = you can be fired for any reason that is not in violation of the state's labor law Right to work = you can't be required to be in a union to work. Both are measures that give companies more power, reduce protections of workers, under "empowering" sounding titles.
Verden 5
i would send you a message if i knew how, teach me(:
shanemcunt 10
At will yes ask any HR manager they will disagree.
PiNYANo 11
Where you can get fired for no damn good reason
musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
CAPTmok 7
not without cash he doesn't
daAce77 8
GOLD DIGGER!
LilSideTwerk 0
now I ain't sayin she a gold Digga! (kanyes voice)
davex 0
Boss had a job but lost the girl, OP got the girl but lost the job. Oh the irony I guess you just can't have everything afterall.
Bijaglo 3
Jamie Foxx sings that part... :)
NomOnShroomz 14
Umm, no he doesn't...
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
actually jamie foxx sings the high part at the start and that line isn't in the high part...
jkfutter 0
69 thumbs up!!!
moonmonkeyman 6
No
meggs2209 0
sorry. some people are just douches.
maiimpressivetit 0
true fact :/
ZoZo17_fml 0
what an ass. you still got the girl.?
Perksofbeingawal 0
Jealousy's the ugliest trait. /: *bbm not interested face.*
Mau5Trap 0
way to quote Keri hilson
Perksofbeingawal 0
LOL, I was wondering where I heard it! Thanks. (;
Mau5Trap 0
haha np :]
Fmls4life 6
Tap her than you'll feel better:)
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
TheNewGuy03 29
very nice. "oh, it's a gift." |the kid|
ifailplzinsultme 0
Want revenge? Do her in his office!
gabe2014 0
no if he wants revenge he should bring her lunch and then make out a little >:)
MrSassypants 34
OP-"Hey boss can I borrow your key to your office?" Boss-"Why?" OP-"Ah just wanna see something." Boss-"Ok." OP-"And unless you want an awkard moment don't walk in until 45 minutes later." Boss-"45 minutes?" OP-"Yeah I last pretty long." Boss-"What!?" OP-"Nothing!"
ifailplzinsultme 0
30 your a winner:)
CaptainDouche 0
You're* not
b_rowe55 0
YOU ARE A ******* TOOL!
CaptainDouche 0
Says the 12 year old using all caps.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Excuse my error. But I honestly don't care if I used the wrong your/you're.
ifailplzinsultme 0
46- If that was directed at me then well you're right. I'M A HAMMER! Two can play at the all caps game.
zachattack112492 4
your the tool used in that awesome video 3 guys 1 hammer?!?!
cek31076 1
MidnightBlossom 2
Dude....highly uncalled for.
GuidoCheese 0
You get the title of being "stud" sir.
Keyman1212 14
Go have sex with her, and revel in the fact that your boss won't be doing that with her.
BaconDave 12
The boss can't have her if she's pregnant!