Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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kiroarous 9
He increases the sperm count if he doesn't "unload" for a week. After that its pointless
Timfromcg 4
Did you ever think maybe he just doesn't want a kid?
Gpro67 9
Either get a vibrator or a ***** for now
corylock 7
Dumb dumb dumb. She's giving you all the sex you can get. Better get while you can because she WILL take it away!
TrippingOnAcid 29
You married a dumbfuck.
Donovan_757 8
That is ******* awesome!!!!!
mbuck87 19
Your husband is retarded or cheating. Sorry OP
MikeMufasa 1
He right!
jfarrow9703 11
******* idiot!
zonkeymaker 14
He has a point, though, through natural selection only the strongest will survive, strongest healthiest sperm will get there first, also it's like a 5-a school compared to a 1-a school, the more sperm count, the more chance of there being higher quality :b