Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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octopussperm125 18
Its a valid theory, and u may now have a super baby as smart as like albert einstein
evebright 5
Tell him sperm dies after a while, and dementia sets in just prior to that. Now he has to pull on it to clear the pipes for the fresh young vibrant buggers.
raykyogrou0 4
Well, you never know.
fierystage 8
OMG the illustration is just like the last sketch from Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask." Great movie! O/
Alan2 24
He needs to do a little research. It doesn't work like that. After a while, the body just absorbs the unused cells and it produces more. At no point will they build up like that. Show him some proof of that and perhaps you'll be getting some from him more often than you expected.
mariet_fml 23
This is the best illustrated FML I have ever seen. Kudos to the artist.
tigrouficele2012 44
The comments on this entry are even more priceless as the illustration.
anniemeece 23
For what ever reason, I find this illustration kinda adorable. xD
hiandrews69 29
Oh jeez. Was he gone during the Sex Education class? Or was he unfortunate enough to learn about sex from his peers? smh
icepick23 12
Maybe he does not want to have sex with you because you have gained too much weight?