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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Your husband is an idiot.

Sounds like you've already got one.

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XxGAMERxWOLFxX 1

This is the first time ive ever seen 0 ydi and 0 yls

lexiepullen 7

God help whatever children come from that gene pool...

His logic is a little flawed

There's a simple solution. Rape

I think he has ulterior motives. In case anyone didn't know, the longer a dude waits, the stronger his ****** is.

At least he isn't making you have an abortion like mine!!! Would love to be you

It's actually been medically proven if you wait 2-3 days in-between having sex, the sperm count is higher.

amerikaninfidel 2

What's better then millions of sperm? BILLIONS!!

genius except it just raises his sperm count the less times he ejaculates

He's got a point. At lest up to a week. But after that he is just wasting it.