Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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twiztedone 19
He's an idiot! He does know about the 30 day rule right?
deaddonkey 15
Maybe deep down he doesn't want a baby and is trying to prolong the inevitable.
freshberries22 17
I don't think the sperm know what they are swimming into when they are forced out nor do they care. Sorry op but your hubby is trippin
hiandrews69 29
Whyyyyyy.....
egghead1280 6
That's such a fantastic excuse
Rexaqu 17
Hahaha its true but he has to wait like 2-3 days not 11 weeks :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
It's only logical...
B0u_fml 18
Haha stupid.
Brianaswan 0
Wow. That's pretty stupid
evilplatypus 39
Sometimes I really think we need to extend the school day JUST for classes in common sense and advanced remedial health education.