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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Your husband is an idiot.

Sounds like you've already got one.

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I've been told that the longer it's been since he last came, the higher concentration there is of a certain chromosome (Y I think) which increases the chances of having a boy

The illustrations for this were awesome. Your husband is an idiot tho.

your husband isnt the brightest is he?

Logic fail. Nice try though.

Why did I read the illustration in R. Lee Ermey's voice?

I hope for your sake that he came (lol) to his senses.

I love the metaphors and imagery the artist uses. "Muscles bulging like my December electricity bill."

I am so sorry you have an idiot for a husband may I suggest you get online and show him how it really works

Oh god, please don't let this guy breed...

stirbnichtvormir 14

Sorrt OP, you may want to explain to him that ols sperm are less effective than fresh ones. Maybe find a website.