Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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Coop817 19
I've been told that the longer it's been since he last came, the higher concentration there is of a certain chromosome (Y I think) which increases the chances of having a boy
Sakaea 22
The illustrations for this were awesome. Your husband is an idiot tho.
BostonBear 33
your husband isnt the brightest is he?
Anubis_81 21
Logic fail. Nice try though.
Disembob 16
Why did I read the illustration in R. Lee Ermey's voice?
bbbuurrberries 16
I hope for your sake that he came (lol) to his senses.
picante72 24
I love the metaphors and imagery the artist uses. "Muscles bulging like my December electricity bill."
simsgirlgem 25
I am so sorry you have an idiot for a husband may I suggest you get online and show him how it really works
AgentPlatypus73 8
Oh god, please don't let this guy breed...
stirbnichtvormir 14
Sorrt OP, you may want to explain to him that ols sperm are less effective than fresh ones. Maybe find a website.