Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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Hellbound_Alleee 14
Little does he know, but sperm competition (which occurs in house sparrows or something) happens between sperm of different males, not sperm of the same male. Actually, the sperm of the same male sort of helps each other make it through the egg wall.
amerikaninfidel 2
So, like if two dudes "spermed"?into the same lady they would have a battle royal of sorts?
Avoriginies_fml_fml 14
At least he's actually thinking about it though, right?
whinthy 18
Take him back to sex ed.
kitten82 16
I would reconsider having a baby with him. Sounds like you need to educate him and have a long talk with him.
padajuan 11
Wait, you mean.. that's not how it works... ?
80skid 15
It's worth a shot?
Trooth 13
I think it's time to reconsider who the baby daddy is
shelpster52 7
Your husband is a DORK !!!!!
hanymandy 6
Your husband doesn't seem to want babies anytime soon
hillorie 14
I think your husband needs to go to sex Ed class again.