Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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zonegoofy 5
That sounds good to me!
Barriaultcory 16
If i was your husband I'd be looking for any excuse to do it more like a alcoholic does for drinking on a weeknight
ashleerodrigu 2
Actually the less sex you have the better chance you'll get pregnant. The more sex you have or the more times he ejaculates the less sperm count he'll have. So even though it sucks he's actually helping you get pregnant. Any obgyn would tell you that.
Colemanio 10
Wow! This is the man you've chosen to procreate with?! Your life sucks OP!
myklknife 6
Well if he thinks your cheating his sperm will be more competitive.
283leis 8
Is it just the FML app or does this FML have no votes? Can someone on the website tell me the current votes or is it glitched?
Flying_Camel 9
it is sad that there are actually people that stupid on earth.
JAMSM 6
First! Also, Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
ash82 2
Bullshit. He just doesn't want to have a kid.
Ozxkar 6
I feel sorry for that "baby"