Love: Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't... - FML

By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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vespergreen 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:08

Your husband is an idiot.

sirpantselot 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:08

Sounds like you've already got one.

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vbmg152 18

Friday 28 December 2012 0:45

T.M.I. Too much information!

zombieslayer83 19

Friday 28 December 2012 0:57

maybe he doesn't really want kids

wanderingshopper 13

Friday 28 December 2012 1:42

And you want to pro-create with this kind of thinking????

Pseudonymo 4

Friday 28 December 2012 1:58

Smart guy.

beatleschick1940 9

Friday 28 December 2012 2:01

You sure he wants that baby?

bodychex 5

Friday 28 December 2012 2:54

Either your husband rode the short bus as a child, or he just really doesn't want a baby and is employing an ingenious delay tactic.

rkmn8r 6

Friday 28 December 2012 3:03

TONIGHT, WE RIDE!!!

bunkygirl 0

Friday 28 December 2012 3:10

Either he grew up without an education or he actually doesn't want to have a kid..

outoftown 26

Friday 28 December 2012 3:11

"We" decided? Apparently, his mouth was not speaking for the rest of him. Might want to agree to put the reprodution part of sex on hold, until all of him is on board.

mccrazymcdaisy 4

Friday 28 December 2012 3:16

What? Oh boy good luck with that!!!

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