Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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vbmg152 19
T.M.I. Too much information!
zombieslayer83 19
maybe he doesn't really want kids
wanderingshopper 13
And you want to pro-create with this kind of thinking????
Pseudonymo 4
Smart guy.
beatleschick1940 9
You sure he wants that baby?
bodychex 5
Either your husband rode the short bus as a child, or he just really doesn't want a baby and is employing an ingenious delay tactic.
rkmn8r 6
TONIGHT, WE RIDE!!!
bunkygirl 0
Either he grew up without an education or he actually doesn't want to have a kid..
outoftown 27
"We" decided? Apparently, his mouth was not speaking for the rest of him. Might want to agree to put the reprodution part of sex on hold, until all of him is on board.
mccrazymcdaisy 4
What? Oh boy good luck with that!!!