Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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kemnet 7
There's still time...dont let him breed
interesting33 37
Remind him that according to that logic - he can't pleasure himself either...
tesix3000 2
Your husband is too dumb to reproduce.
happilyever2012 6
That is true though....
InfiniteSlushy 3
Sounds like **** capitalism to me. He's a visionary!
iwadasn 33
I'm pretty sure you've decided to have a baby and your husband is trying to avoid it for as long as possible.
traciniquole 3
Sounds to me like he doesn't want to have a baby...
Ray_of_midnight 23
"500,000,000 sperm and *that* was the one that won?"
barronterrier 3
There's a 50/50 chance your kid could turn out to be an idiot like your husband!
naughty101 8
tell him the baby plans off, and so will your sex strike.