Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my father-in law-shared his opinion that autistic kids should be beaten until they act normal. He saw fit to share this while my autistic son was having a meltdown because my father-in-law came to the house without warning, and my son violently hates visitors without prior warning. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Meixpr 12
How unfortunate. That, and a tad bit ironic. Perhaps he gave the book a good use after all.
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda given him the book "how to make sweet passionate love to a woman".
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Comments (166)
ryguy7878 8
Pop a cap in his @$$
corleon198425 22
oh poor you at least you have a chance at leading a normal life this poor kid deserves to kick your ass
THE_A_TEEN 28
Bitchy much? And I'm autistic.
bahamut_pure 16
So having a disability automatically gives you license to wantonly attack someone who's just trying to help you? No, it doesn't, moron. It doesn't matter that the kid is autistic, attacking other people so violently is wrong no matter how you slice it. Hopefully one day he'll come to understand that, but apparently you're stupid enough to not be able to.
chels1994 11
That's number one
YOUareALLretards 1
Damn retards, they are so unpredictable.
SilverInGray 25
And you're an idiot.
emilyraenewman 13
Hmm that sucks
natashajade1994 0
honestly you need respect for the disabled! obviously this person has sever autism .. try living with a severly autistic child then start complaining about ur job that u can get away from when u go home! if u dont like your job then quit if u do like it stop moaning get on with it and have a bit more respect that poor person doesnt know any better!
bahamut_pure 16
You'd be surprised at the difference between "can't help it" and "not knowing any better". Likely this kid knows what he does is wrong, but legitimately can't help it. That still doesn't make such violence against the OP alright, mind.
mollyjynxjax 28
Actually, he might not realize it's wrong. My little brother is severely autistic and doesn't really understand that hitting and kicking is wrong. He knows he gets in trouble, but who's to say he understands that it's wrong?
natashajade1994 0
honestly you need respect for the disabled! obviously this person has sever autism .. try living with a severly autistic child then start complaining about ur job that u can get away from when u go home! if u dont like your job then quit if u do like it stop moaning get on with it and have a bit more respect that poor person doesnt know any better!
DeafWolverine 8
i completely understand..i work with autism..intermediate explosive disorders..etc etc..
ericke9_fml 0
omg! that's too awesome
Renee_Ketchum 0
I bet that wasn't in the book. :P