Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML
Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML
Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
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Top comments
BrotherTheo 31
The force will be with you, always.....
olpally 33
That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)
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Comments (141)
bigdfootball97 24
"And with your spirit." X)
OfficialJSmooth1 6
Come to the dark side of the force. we have cookies...
mccrightp 29
You are an Acolyte, genius!
donutcallmethat 16
I chose YDI - But I mean it as, you deserve your awesomeness. And may the force also be with you!
pdp_fml 21
You are a geek op! No shame in that is there?
Mightytall 35
This is so very funny! Thank you for posting that! I don't have much to laugh these days, so this was an awesome interruption of my otherwise very dreary day!
BadKitty13 28
!! LOL ! Yep its funny in it's sick way !!
ELoni_fml 25
That is the best thing that could happen to religion ^^
YellowKettleBell 31
"...and with your spirit"
boombangboi 3
A priest's helper?