Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML
Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML
Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
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Top comments
BrotherTheo 31
The force will be with you, always.....
olpally 33
That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)
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Comments (141)
BrotherTheo 31
The force will be with you, always.....
ziya1999 12
Always, Star Wars ❤️
Meettitan 14
"And also with you"
speckledots 29
"And with you and your spirit. "
Alvarortor 14
Luke, I am your savior.
wellthen7154 12
Han ate the fruit first.
tygerarmy 35
He is seated at the right hand of the Council.
olpally 33
That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)
thisawkwardchick 15
I agree, there isn't much of a downside to this!
zachman523 5
Well Jedi is a religion
LaurenLo 17
Can I get an amen?
hashshim 23
I mean it's not the religion of Christianity, so that might kinda make it worse.
nick3600 22
Darth vader died for your sins
zBLAKEz 23
43- I think that actually makes it better.
Psychicgirl17 18
Apparently christianity is the only religion that exists. According to #43
Freethaawave 19
I can just picture it.. "Jesus, I love you." "...I know."
DusktheFMLKat 14
I'LL DRINK TO THAT
moimoimoi125_fml 11
#43 wasn't saying it was the only religion. He was saying that using phrases from another religion during a religious ceremony made it worse.
singer0421 32
Little too much Star Wars last night, eh? HAHAHAHA jut kidding you can never have too much Star Wars.
FracturedMinds 21
Was about to say... Too much Star Wars? Them're fightin' words...
TheGreatPotato 19
I suppose there could be a scenario of too much Star Wars. Namely if one were forced to watch every Jar Jar Binks scene on loop for a few hours on end.
reaxion 25
Yes, Star Wars and bacon. Two things you can never overdose on :)
SirDirtyRedD 15
what if it was veggie bacon O.O
swimma4life24 14
Well who the hell would eat that?#66
Lichinamo 33
66, we do not speak of such things here.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Wrong religion you were referencing, yes.
GEBEH 14
You should start a church of your own, attendance would increase drastically!
Jabberwockyy 13
There is an actual religion called the Jedi based off of Star Wars I believe. Obviously it's more of a mock religion, but real nonetheless.
Lct1196 31
I know this happens to the best of us, but how do you get "May the force be with you" from "the body/blood of Christ"?
GEBEH 14
The body of christ, may the lord be with you / may the force be with you???????
shutupmichaela 18
in my experience, it's usually "peace be with you"
j_cat187 20
My experience: Huhue, you're drinking alcohol on a Sunday, sinner!
weveallbeenthere 30
that's great. hopefully they had a sense of humor.
ChenEighty 20
How many people do you say that to outside of church when you give them things that you were saying it as if in habit?
cheshireau 26
Fear not young padawan, destined for the dark side you are not.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Join the dark side and we shall destroy the arrogant Jedi.