Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML
Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML
Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
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Top comments
BrotherTheo 31
The force will be with you, always.....
olpally 33
That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)
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Comments (141)
Sitting_Ducki 8
omg thanks for the laugh.
buttcramp 21
Hahahaha now that's a church I'd attend!
HueyMcLeon 6
time to cut back on star wars
Omniprism 15
That is so awesome!
andrewcpu 8
Oh my god. So much win
davincidasecond 24
I would most definitely join that church if people said that regularly.
SkULFaC3 7
Couldn't stop laughing
jmayer12 14
Hahahahaha. I'm a Eucharistic minister and an altar server, so I could appreciate this
KayleeFrye 39
Awesome!
Xotoolyxo 16
Psht same thing. Plus the first or second person didn't mind because they obviously didn't stop you