Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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Top comments
aseq94 0
call the police on them for disturbing the peace !
toelie 26
Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.
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Comments (112)
tans_fml 0
why are you in love with someone who has no regard for your emotions or sanity? she's bangin out next door for ***** sake, MOVE ON DUDE!
Spierdalaj 7
This ^
Grimmerie 31
sounds like absolute BEDlam. spring in there, you're blowing this out of proportion. maybe if you hadn't dicked around and been such a pussy you'd have a gleesome threesome. get the balls to get in the game.
AkuskaUK 6
aha! the best response EVER!
underguarded 20
Their a reason you're ex's.
underguarded 20
*There's God damn iPhone
Grimmerie 31
funny, when I type anything even remotely like "there's" on my iPod, it autocorrects just fine ...
Kelita 0
haha don't u hate it when that happens.
tblax44 0
so u weren't good enough for her...in bed.
GeraldisTheG 3
that's the point, dumb ass
Kelita 0
well I got the solution! find someone n b louder!!!! hehe!!!! that should make them get the point.
papaya_master 4
HAHA I was just about to write something similar! Great minds think alike, no?
FML_in_general 0
no... great minds probably watch the same movie...
lmtl30stm 0
Ah yeah...reminds me of my ex. We had plans to work things out and he started sleeping with a 17 year old. Granted, he's 19 but we had a baby together, plans to get married, and one little problem set it off. Joy.
toelie 26
Yeah, that's the same.
yetanotherginger 19
Totally! Now he competes with the baby to see who can annoy the neighbour with loud noises
SavageFrenchFri 0
3 some!:D
Juneyah1017 9
burn his house!
summerkingsley 0
duh it's your fault op.
savvy_suzy 0
Move out or perhaps consider noise cancelling headphones. The headphones are expensive but it sounds like it may save your sanity.
someguy314159265 15
What's with all the people suggesting that you get another girl and make even more noise? That would not make the OP any better than his ex. My suggestion is to get some headphones and listen to music you like, or watch some videos you like. Also, file a noise complaint. I seriously despise people who have sex just to show off.
someguy314159265 15
I don't know why I posted this as a reply. Perhaps I intended something else but forgot about it and forgot to click the cancel button. Sorry about that.