Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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Top comments
aseq94 0
call the police on them for disturbing the peace !
toelie 26
Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.
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Comments (112)
jadejazmyn 5
You either sucked or she's trying to make you jealous. Lol!
mattbrister 0
umm... *****?
seadrick 2
I hear ya /b/ro. Been there, suffered through that. feelsbadman.Jpg
frank678 7
She shouldn't be your x. She should be your y for 'why the **** did I date that?!'
rusrsbrah 0
Go to the bar and get a screamer. Have a battle. >:)
sfgirljulez 7
Maybe trying to make u jealous ?
R2G4 0
He clearly needs some pointers ha
ScreamingFits 0
I would bet money that the only reason she is making a lot more noise is because she knows you can hear her. Though I am a woman, I can tell you, women are bitches.
ohioain 18
You must be too small then :P
jessibabe 17
Take pleasure in knowing you taught her everything she knows! And the fact she's a bitch and is only doing it coz she knows you can here... :)