Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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aseq94 0
call the police on them for disturbing the peace !
toelie 26
Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.
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Comments (112)
fartacus 0
It's time to move on. If she's doing that she lacks class & breeding and you are much better off. Listen to Dr. Fartacus, the best way to get over a chick is to get under another one. It's time to drop the sadness and write her off. She isn't worth your time. Now go forth and sin no more ;-)
sallen0046 4
She lacks class and breeding for entering into a relationship with someone who simply lives close to the OP, but it's completely acceptable for OP to go screw anything that complies because it will help him get over her? That's ignorant and ridiculous.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
They must be meant for eachother. (:
CaptainJ1000 1
Damn federal waiting periods. This guy knows what I'm talking about! eh?
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Sorry dude. That's the worst kind of pain. Your only real solace is that she's obviously a bitch.
frosting1012 0
if she makes too much noise, she's faking. jussayin.
TheCass_ 3
she's fakin!
Asario 0
well youve learned 2 things: 1. you know why she broke up with you & 2. you know your neighbors john is substantually larger then your small, wrinkled asian one. FYL OP
doublewide420 0
go make some noise with a girl you know..just to get even..
thew_fml 14
what i've learnt: many guys on FML have apparently never made a woman cum really hard if they think noise = faking
sallen0046 4
So not only are you a lousy screw, but you're also the creeper who's hanging around listening intently to the sexual experiences of his ex? Seriously man, you don't HAVE to listen. Get some headphones or turn up the tv.