nothisfault
France
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Perry, United States
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Mrs sensitive nose
Stinki Boi
Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML
Stank
Greasy
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Insomniac
Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML
Amelia
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Anonymous
Goose Creek, United States
Family portrait
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Top comments
angelove737 1
You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-
kenltd 0
Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you
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MaxHodgkins 1
He just has to drink water and maintain good oral hygiene. He won't have it for the rest if his life.
Kface_stain 0
ur name must be Pang and ur husband is Peng? yea I know...his breath be STANK!!!
MetalLetteRaver 0
I'm sure you realized it before..
cooltom12341 0
Why did u marry him then?
TrippingOnAcid 29
Unlucky, Alison
Migole 36
1. Why the hell did you marry him then? 2. If it's a permanent state and won't go away from brushing his teeth he should maybe go see a doctor. There's stuff you can do about this you know? It's only bacteria after all.
jayeterror775 18
I agree with seeing a doctor. There is actually a chance that it is a sign of future health problems.
acassella 3
Then why did you marry him?
1098765432 0
You married him ydi
kimmyN 5
There is such a thing as tonsil stones or cysts, which look like little white pebbles in your tonsils, that cause a distinct bad breath. You can't always see them though, so if brushing his teeth isn't doing the trick, this may be a potential cause.
CammyGal 26
It's just his breath. Tell him to brush his teeth and get over it.