Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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Top comments
fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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shootingstar8D 0
Ydi for being too nice and cheating
therealmike 0
HELLO? HELLO? HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO NATIONAL EVENTS AT ALL DURING THE PAST YEAR? Deliberately bad loans LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST TRIED TO MAKE have caused the worst recession since the Great Depression. Here's hoping your employer has some good charges to press and you get a nice, long term in prison.
JukeboxBunny 0
Jesus Christ, must everyone start their comment with "People/Idiots like you...?" We get it. He ****** up big time, and his getting fired prevented an even bigger ****-up. But somehow, in a non-thought out, twisted way, he thought he was helping the old bat. And I'm assuming she didn't complain when he was manipulating the system. So yes, even though he was trying to help, he ****** up big time, but the old lady is also a bitch (unless she was a "secret shopper," or whatever it would be called in that situation).
Jack_4194 1
Someone who works in a bank should know how loans work and realize that he's screwing her over more when she can't make her loan payments.
Imawhalerider 0
OP is the reason for this economy!!!!!!! YDI x ∞
genius_man16 1
What the hell does being liberal have to do with anything? Unless you mean that he has a heart and compassion and likes to help people. In which case, yes, he is most definitely a liberal and not a conservative.
College_Aphro 3
Dude that sucks :(. I understand what everyone's saying about the recession and what not, but seriously, you were only trying to be helpful! I'm sorry that happened. Good luck finding another job :(
FlaminYawn 0
people with your mentality are why America's having a subprime mortgage crisis...
athos1237 4
YDI for falsifying loan documents moron! Lucky they didn't prosecute for attempting to defraud your bank.
lo1337a 1
You failed the secret shopper test. If your emotions get in the way of your professionalism, you do not qualify for a job in economics.
BW3Cmart 3
she had to be a bitch to report you .