Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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purplestuff_fml 0
Why get emotionally involved with someone who you don't know and most likely won't come across ever again? Like echrisinger said, this is why we're in a f-ing recession! Idiots like you paying out loans to people who clearly can't afford to pay them back!
sdr_fml 0
You better hope that getting fired was the only action they are taking.
ortiz_34 0
Wow. So you were going to **** her over because you felt "sorry" for her??? Stupid, stupid stupid. If you let her get the loan, and you weren't reported, think about how her credit then would have been, and how much trouble SHE would have gotten into. YDI for being an idiot. Glad you aren't in this position any more.
good_life35 0
YDI for being nice to old people.
roflsauce 0
That mentality put us in a recession.
kittenassassin 0
you shoulda punched that old bitch in the face...
myrddraal_fml 0
You really are a moron man. That's exactly why we are in a recession! And its OUR money that pays for the loans so you're really stealing off your customers when you do that. YDI
jhammond06 0
haha missouri. rock chalk jayhawk go ku!!!!!!!!!!!
xavierdevoy 0
Always be lookin out for number one.
simplyfucked 0
seriously, you shouldn't **** with loan docs, the Equal Opportunity Lenders gov't thing monitor the shit out of you.