Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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cheesesoda 0
I don't think I've agreed more with a "YDI" than I do now. Wow, way to personify how stupid it is to loan money to people who can't pay it back, especially with supidly high interest rates. Ever stop to think of WHY some people get denied in the first place? Could it be that if people don't have money, they can't pay you back? If they could just pull money out of their asses, they wouldn't need the ******* loan in the first place.
plutosaplanet 0
thats not a good deed. i am a mortgage collector working foreclosures and for the honest people it sucks but then we have the window lickers who claim they didnt understand the loan, the crooked people who give out loans when they shouldnt blab blah blah then we have to help the people with crappy credit get a better rate than i do when my credit is awesome. f all the people who cheat the system. f all the people twisting the system to make it work. lets reward all the people who work for what they have and dont spend beyond their limit. sigh i remember when good credit meant something. heres an idea...dont fail so bad at your job ydi
BikerMike 0
Some of them sweet little old ladies are actually dried up old *****
gildedmuse 0
People like you are not the cause for the economic collapse of this nation. Well, unless on the side of this you are also investing billions of dollars in a war, increasing your profit margins by moving jobs overseas where human rights in working conditions are not well defined, or incorporating yourself and sharing most of your profits with a board of trustees whose sole goal then becomes making profit regardless of the personal effects on others. In which case, yeah, YDI. As it is, you did a very human thing. Of course, I believe that the value we place on money is so completely unnecessary that we have to destroy the economy so that we can rebuild the way we think, so take my opinion with great care.
russianspy1234 11
Actually, that was a large part of what cause our economic collapse, especially AIG, it was people being given loans they had no way of paying back.
plexico 4
Twelve months ago, that kind of fraud would score you a big bonus and a promotion. Today, it will get you fired. Soon, it should get you jail time.
buttseckz 0
you're a dumbass. idiots like you are the reason loans are harder for hard-working people to get, people who can actually pay it back and deserve it.
Qup 0
hey stupid! (..made you look!)
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
YDI you f***ing idiot. People like you giving people loans they obviously can't afford is one of the big reasons we're in the economic shithole we're in.
fueledbyamy 0
she might have been a 'secret shopper' kinda thing. but that sucks. i know it was wrong, but you were just trying to be nice. id probably do the same. old people get me so upset sometimes.