Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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tameingraleat 6
You are so stupid. Wow.
XRiseToFallAgain 0
Lolololol, it's like a Drag Me To Hell parody. :D
Yanimouse 0
@plutosplanet: Damn straight. I'm in the middle of buying a house. My wife and I have good incomes, excellent credit, and 0 debt. Yet a person who didn't pay their mortgage (and took out a mortgage without intending to pay it -- yes folks, it got so bad that people were taking out mortgages without any source of income), can make a claim to a house that we were intending to buy. Turns out that, in our state, if a BANK improperly foreclosed on a house that they improperly made a mortgage agreement on, the previous "owners" can come back and claim the house is still theirs. The current occupants -- i.e. us -- would get the shaft. Of course, the bank listed the house without any title defects. End result: my wife and I are out $1,000 in inspection fees and no house. Banks suck. So do people who take out mortgages with no intention of paying.
Murakami_fml 0
Wow, lending money to people who won't be able to pay it back... Isn't that basically the practice that's landed us all in this Economic Crisis to begin with (Allow me to simplify a little, but you get the gist).
andlifesuxagain 0
Its **** ups luck you who cause this economy to tank, I hope you get hired only at McDonalds to ensure you have no effect on anything important.
bitchwithabrain 0
YDI.. buuut the economy actually does go up and down every 20 years (about). It's the way it works... it's only so bad now because everyone thought they were being a genius, saved their money early, then stores didn't have as many customers because those geniuses didn't want to spend their money, then stores started firing people because they didn't have enough customers, and now a lot of people are out of jobs because of their genius actions. Economy 101. :)
JohnyJackhammer 0
Sucks. Sometimes you have to throw out your humanity if you want to keep your job though. It's rough, but it's true. If everyone authorized to determine who gets loans acted in the same way, it may result in far too many people falling into unreasonable debt, worsening our economy. I don't think this would be any better than you losing your job, especially not for the rest of us who try to get jobs and do our jobs the right way. Kudos for having such a big, selfless heart, though. It's something really unappreciated these days
9az00 0
i'm a sensitive person too, but you are there to do business, not pity the elderly.
dinnyc123 0
just goes to show you can't trust anyone...and this sounds like the plot of a movie...btws
unhappyperson 0
Hey, you tried to help an elderly person. kudos. Would she have lived long enough to pay off the loan? probably not, so no foul there. I wish you the best in finding a new job.