Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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Top comments
fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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Comments (225)
LordOfTheHobos 0
Seventy- FIRST!!!!
emolilyx 0
This :D
lisaloise 3
UH oh. Probably she's doing undercover for your boss or something :b YDI
eternalsmile04 2
dumbass
liquidbunny 0
This almost sounds like Drag Me to Hell.
Besker 0
wow, you're my hero for today
derduduh 0
if this is real, you should be deported. you are an idiot. watch the news every once in a while. look up "sub-prime mortgage crisis". i hate you and ignoramuses like you. DIAF.
ryan__h 1
whats the difference between sub-prime mortgage and mortgage.
drimpossible 0
Subprime is a type of mortgage given to people who are viewed as high risk
ryan__h 1
thanks for explaining
jcrook 0
What you tried to do is a criminal offense, surely? YDI for having no respect for financial regulations and your employment.
Besker 0
wow, this is either a fake FML based on the OP having horribly shitty taste in movies, or the OP is an idiotic bleeding heart liberal who shouldn't have any job more difficult than walking dogs (sorry, this got posted in the wrong spot, I'm still relativily new at using this site)
Vicklovespuppies 0
what possibly possesed you to try to give out money you know you wouldn't give back? Have you watched the news at all during the past 9 months? The terrible part is you will probably go on to work at some other bank and give people money to buy houses they can't afford. Way to attempt to further the nations debt
333reds333 0
wow...this is what caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis. YDI for being a tool. and think about it, if she had no income coming in, how was she supposed to pay off the loan???????