Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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purplebananaslug 0
While I see where your coming from (yes she was an old lady, and it might have helped her for the time being), honestly that was pretty retarded of you. There is a reason that the bank requires that information before approving a person for a loan, so therefore by forging that information you deserve to be fired. And unless your freaking God, so you can just clap your hands and make money fall from the sky, you really shouldn't be giving money away to someone who, evidently, has no means of paying it back. It's not your money to give. And since she can't pay the bank back, OF COURSE they will fire you. What boss keeps an employee that is willingly giving away precious money? You. Deserve. It. And lets see how funny it will be for YOU while YOU try to get a loan when YOU can't pay for stuff because YOU are unemployed.
iFruit 0
Don't worry, she's gonna die soon anyway.
fml2102008 1
**** the old lady
thisishilarious 0
you are what ****** the american economy
Escapist28 0
Income... In...come...coming in! Good Christ, I get it! Thanks, OP =)
nprugby11 0
Good job jackass, you're never going to get another job in the financial industry again once your references are checked out. Potential Employer: "Is this man a suitable fit for our company?" Former Employer: "No, we fired him because he falsified loan documents." PE: "Well, **** him then!" Have fun flipping burgers!
Medea_FTW 0
You're lucky all you were is fired. You tried to perpetrate fraud. I understand your impulse, but you're a complete ******* idiot. Not only could the old bag never pay back the loan, you're playing with your bank's reputation and money which is not yours, not theirs, but which belongs to people like me and everyone else here. What about us? If I come in and look extra pitiful, can I get some cash? Where do you draw the line? Take a lesson from your boss. S/he sure knew where to draw it. You may be a nice person, but you're also a total asshole. You'd do well in retail.
clevelandsucks 0
You deserved to get fired you ******* ******. That has be to one of the dumbest things i've ever heard done. Go suck Madoffs dick you cumdrinking ******.
orchids_torturer 0
wow. i didnt see any clues as to the OP's sexual orientation or race.
itissoyourfault 0
You idiot!! Pity the customer, but remember that it's YOUR CARREER at stake by changing information. That's lying and I'm pretty sure it's a criminal felony, too. Have fun job hunting, because no ones going to want you. Sorry for being mean, but honestly??!
pickwick716 0
So you're the kind of idiot who put America in a recession. And from the South too. You are just a cesspool of knowledge huh?