Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Unfair
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
No ethical consumption under capitalism
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
The customer is sometimes devious
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Customer relationships
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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Minhyme 0
Ok so first I have a saying for all you bleeding heart liberals who think giving money to a person who appears to have none is right. "If you are not a liberal by 18, you have no heart, if u are still a liberal by 50, you have no brain." Second. Banks work on the principle of making money, all businesses do. A bank will look at ur past to determine if you deserve to have a loan or not. No matter how poor that lady is now, she caused it herself by not thinking ahead. She is probably a drop out who had no ambition in life and it came back to bite her in the ass. You just decided to share that being bitten in the ass by not thinking about what you were doing. Therefore. You are a ******* idiot. Haha! just got told by a 15 year old.
Sleepwalker418 0
Did it say she was a liberal anywhere? No. So shut up. This is about economics, not freaking politics.
mn9130 0
You deserve to get fired. You're not helping anyone with unscrupulous banking practices like that (the little old lady included). All you end up doing is losing the bank's money and setting the lady up with a loan that she won't be able to repay.
p00p0ster0us 0
I understand your sense of compassion. It sucks that you were put in that position. I hope I don't have to ever make that sort of decision. I know you did something wrong, but those secret employee/customers are there sometimes to push your buttons and get you to give in. That pitiful little old lady probably gets paid pretty well to be an undercover banking narc.
Minhyme 0
Another interesting tidbit. The banks and the employees were not the actually ones to screw up your economy. The people who actually screwed up the economy was the government. And for all you leftist bush haters, it wasn't bush. Clinton was the actual one to pass legislation forcing banks to give these loans to people who they knew could not afford it. These people then went out and bought huge houses which they could not afford and nice new beamers. But as soon as the economy started to make a small dip, the people started paying minimum payments on their loans and credit cards. Aventually the people had to forclose. If the banks were not told what to do, we wouldn't be in this mess. But I really feel bad for Americans. Their new terrorist, oops I mean socialist, wait no president, is spending the money he doesn't have. Can you say Trillion?
nypd613 0
now that's a real bitch. you didn't deserve it after being nice to her like that
prshusl0l 0
FYL for her not appreciating your act of kindness.
Stragler 0
Forget the system. Good for you for atleast trying to help someone out. Sorry for what ended up happening in the end though, mate. Quite a bummer...
love21_fml 0
And no one noticed this fml was already posted.
change_we_need_fml 0
aww you didn't deserve it. helping out a another human being isn't a crime. you did the right thing.
Underwhelmed 0
You're an idiot too.
Minhyme 0
Exactly
thecapitalist 0
Yes, she did deserve it.. and she wasn't helping another human being. The old lady would've taken the loan, and after not being able to pay it back would've face foreclosure. And judging by your name, you must be one of the thousands of idiots who screamed "Yes we can!" while knowing absolutely nothing about what Obama wants to do. Moron. Grow a brain. Helping a person out in the right situation is good: giving directions, pushing a car out of snow etc. Trying to help someone when in fact that help would hurt them is not help, or when it would jeopardize your career, your life and someone else's life is in fact, a very moronic decision.
wellinever 5
It's a bank. They can't let you do that and you should have known better. Sloppy banking is what caused this worldwide economic crisis. What were you thinking? "Let's put this old woman into a debt she has no chance of paying off". You deserved to lose your job.