Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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Theorious 0
I kind of find it funny that many of those who commented blamed the recession on bankers. To me that is like blaming a MacDonalds employee for the obesity epidemic. Bankers do what they are told and nobody forces a person to get a lone they can't afford and banks are only a contributor the financial problems facing the world.
kbabylvr21 10
They're not saying its the bankers faults. They're saying its the customers who come in applying for loans, when they know damn well they can't pay it off.
Tirinka 0
I realize you were trying to be helpful, but cheating at your job was probably not the best idea. You could've done something better, like giving her some of your own money (crazy, right?) or some such. Sorry you lost your job; I hope this'll be a lesson to you at least. Try to be a little more fair to everyone next time; keep your eye on the big picture.
omidi2 0
well at least you werent cursed with the lamia
suckmysarcasm 10
yeah i agree with #188. at least u dont get drag to hell in a few days..lol.. that was a creepy a-- movie. i wouldve killed that old harpy for cursing me. either that or i wouldve given it to that guy at christina's work.
Nev09 0
And that's why we're in a recession. GOOD TROLL OP!
F00l 1
Well that lady is a bitch!
Fragnox 3
You're an idiot. And no, I don't have any sympathy for you just because you were doing something nice for the lady, because that's just stupid. If someone comes into the store where I work buying something that's $25 and they only have $20 and change (and no credit/debit cards), I'm not going to tell them that that's okay and I'll just take that much. No, it's $25. If they don't have the money, they can leave and come back when they have it. Now, the lady is certainly evil considering you helped her and she reported you; regardless, I am glad that she did. Nev09 is completely correct. The recession started because people got loans for things due to low requirements and weren't able to pay them off. In that situation it's the person applying who's at fault, but helping the people who cannot pay off a loan to get one is like...seriously, do you have any common sense?
raymm 1
YDI. Give her your own money. Or get someone to co-sign. I'll bet she didn't "report" you. I'll bet someone else reviewed the numbers with her and she said "I don't have that income, someone changed the numbers!" and you got caught. You falsified someone else's loan application. If she didn't say something she would have be suspected of attempting fraud. You lied on a loan application, what is lieing on fmylife.
_20jre 0
you spell lying wrong
anonymous45610 0
what a bitch
candicemichelle 0
thats what ppl get for being nice these days,..,. a swift kick in the ass!!