Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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generalsmith2 0
i hate old people
thecapitalist 0
I'm actually rather please to see the response is overwhelmingly rational rather than emotional to this situation. This person deserves absolutely no pity, she acted out of emotion rather than rationality and made a completely moronic decision. Like someone before me said, how about you open your own bank account to people who look pitiful? Grow a brain and think like a rational human being, rather than an over-opinionated, self-righteous, emotional idiot.
larselduderino 0
..and you did this AFTER Worldcom, Enron, Tyco, etc? You shouldn't be allowed to be employed anywhere. Even McDonalds should weigh their pros and cons of hiring you.
mike1921 0
Ooh, the Mcdonalds that always gives us free stuff when we express any displeasure or if they get anything wrong in the order?
Lucky_strike_fml 0
...you're stupid :)
debo123 0
Well yeah you did deserve that but still the old lady is an ungratefull bitch. Good luck finding another job.
blueknight1st 26
YDI for being just like all the other bankers that got the United States in this mess in the first place. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if you WERE one of those bankers. Thank god they fired your stupid ass.
xzanex 22
have u been watching Drag Me to Hell lately?
RideOorDiee 0
Your the reason everyones in forcloser!!!
Paula844 7
#109 How does giving her a loan she doesn't qualify for and likely can't pay back help anybody?
Bored_usually 0
You do know it's dumbfucks like you that completely ****** up the economy, right? you 100% deserve to get fired...gee... do you're job correctly, then you don't get fired...simple as pie! (Ohhh, you're from Missouri...)