Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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Comments (127)
boatiebanter 0
Don't let them drive, they might kill someone, but do drive them all out into the middle of nowhere and dump them. Walking might help their memories a bit :)
anniemeece 23
Ouch. I honestly have a bad feeling that that is my future. :(
maddog_fml 0
@#33 Shitty things will happen in life, so don't worry to much :)
Jaguaress 2
Hope you refused to take them anywhere and told them to take a cab. You need better friends, if you're wanting people who are less shallow.
sumoneoverthere 0
Who the hell is clicking YDI. You guys are retarded.
unistudentb 0
I hate these ones. It's like, these people are NOT your friends. In the nicest possible way, get some self-respect and find friends who care about you. I hope you didn't give them a ride home. I'm sorry you had to deal with them.
staciieee_x3 0
then they aren't your friends. plain & simple. get some new friends, quick!
redbluegreen 41
You should've said something like, "Hey guys! I can't hear you because I'm at this AWESOME concert/club with this really cute guy I met at the coffee shop today! What? I can't hear you! You're cutting out..." -static- -hang up- Then lie the next day and say you got some. That's what I'd do anyway.
firebirdforever 0
I hope you didn't give them rides. . . And like others said, get some new friends.
Ju1319 0
They're using you !!!!!
andreophile 0
Ask your friends to stay put in their cars and then give the cops a heads up on the drunk drivers.