Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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Comments (127)
tha_artist 0
**** em all.
Vanita 1
Someone needs to look up the definition of "friends". Still, I feel sorry for you.
CassandraBear93 0
basically i agree with what everyone is saying, they are definitely not good friends, find new ones
intrepid00 0
If they sounded totatlly wasted I'd drive them home, but it would be a house that just looked like thiers.
Suckstbeyou 0
actually I would be happy you aren't a loser like them. they'll probably never do anything more than that.
BikerMike 0
tell them to drive there own asses home and sit around the corner with a cell phone and call the cops on their asses. then drive by laughing
illgutcha 0
Those guys are not your friends!
Chfanfiction 0
You should've given them rides, and on the way home said to them this was the last thing you'd ever do for them as a friend. Even if they are assholes, people don't let people drive drunk.
HaiHaiHai_fml 0
I hope you said no.
Bullshet 0
Get new friends.