Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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LeoBrZ81 0
If it were me, I'd tell them I was on my way, but never show up. FYL.
Avenging_Angel 0
Ugh, FYL :/ If I were you, I'd tell them I'd pick them up right away, and then go back to whatever I was doing and leave them stranded there. When they ask you about it the next day, you can say you "forgot" to pick them up
Kttttt 0
But you did give them a ride right? At least they didn't try and drive themselves. I mean, FYL for not being invited, but at least they didn't try and drive.
aback 5
Easy enough to send a taxi to their place. They were too cheap to get one themselves, they preferred to mooch off the "friend" they don't give a shit about.
CJ090 0
Good job #22
plethora 3
Ugh, dear God, please tell me you didn't go pick them up!
Tubasaurus 0
I agree with #22. That or just tell them to get a cab. If they can't pay the cab fare then that's that, they get some exercise.
Nightfallz 0
hopefully you gave them a ride aye. I'd rather drive drunk assholes home then have them kill themselves or someone else
voodootrucker 0
i don't think they forgot any thing
akfml 0
i wouldnt have given them a ride but on the other hand i agree with #28. you should have tricked them be like yeah i'm on my way then go over there and take all their keys away then be like "later guys" so they cant drive their cars and they would be forced to get a cab or spend the night there.
akfml 0
i wouldnt have given them a ride but on the other hand i agree with #28. you should have tricked them be like yeah i'm on my way then go over there and take all their keys away then be like "later guys" so they cant drive their cars and they would be forced to get a cab or spend the night there.