Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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Comments (127)
WolfgangDS 0
My good friend Jeff Foxworthy has several methods for getting revenge when it comes to being the designated driver... Also, if the cops ask about it, just say they're all retarded.
retardthinkswhat 3
You should have picked them up and then taken them out to the middle of nowhere, then ditched the and drove home and made some new friends
scateice 0
I hope you did drive to them, then you could`ve bashed their heads open! mwahaha!!! But seriously, tell them that maybe if they had a ****** life or at least some ****** friends, they wouldn`t need your motherfucking help and hang up. :D
ilive4fml 0
Ouch shifty friends
allylalala 0
hope you didnt pick them up!
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
If you didn't blow them off, you deserve it.
kalebb 0
They're not your friends. Don't pretend they are. I did, and it was hell. Just get used to it.
Nandian90 0
FYL: If you didn't give them rides... YDI: If you did
chy_fml 22
Wow tell them to find there selfish asses another ride and find yourself new friends.
normandin131 0
Hope you said no. Leave those douche bags to stumble home puking on themselves.