Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
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mspiggy3712 11
Therapists everywhere..... give a discount to this guy...
purplemango 21
I hope you're fine now. Congrats on going out! :) I hope you won't get discouraged by this.
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Comments (65)
voidsoul22 3
Best way to look at this: she was attracted to you out of interest for genuine character, instead out of what is most likely terror at her brute of a boyfriend's attitude. It's not your fault if she's too weak to dump his ass, but it looks like you should keep doing what you're doing (it won't usually play out that way).
bibobobonnor 8
Boyfriends like that should stop and think, does this guy know she's my girlfriend
journeytotheend 16
Who cares about her! Where the hell was your friends?
someguy314159265 15
Well, you certainly progressed farther than I ever have, mostly because you actually hit it off with a girl, and partially because you are at least extroverted enough to set foot into a club in the first place. If I were to go to such places, I would probably not come back out alive.
Omniprism 15
That girl probably did it on purpose. There are some twisted people out there. Don't worry get out and try again. You made it that far last time you can do it again. And I can relate with anxiety. It's a tough beast to deal with. Good luck and don't give up.
bbpgrs 7
the girl probably liked it, some people are messed up in the head
olfool 3
Mace man, there's no shame.
jbones24 22
Gotta watch out at clubs, I knew a guy who caught a couple doing this. The chick would flirt and then the dude would beat the life out of him. This way the dude got his Inner MMA out, and the girl got free drinks. When they finished they just went to another bar. Careful.
Beva_fml 15
I'm sorry it happened to you with your social anxiety.. but there are other, normal, girls out there.
nick3600 22
I feel you, man