Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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Top comments
wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
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Comments (77)
FranckGonzalz 16
He definitely sounds like a cool guy.
scottishoatmeal 22
I would love to see this
Distantsoul 8
Are you ok?
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Sorry but that's ******* hilarious
murph_fml 21
Pretty cool, as long as he isn't a "childcare enthusiast".
heathersamommy 13
Your boyfriend is my new favorite human
Doubledimp 23
Pretty much sounds like boyfriend goals.
Dexter83_fml 17
Sounds like your boyfriend wants to be startin something
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Haha that is awesome!!!
cmac86 24
Calm down Billie Jean. He seems pretty awesome.