Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
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Comments (77)
Masift 21
Well on the bright side, if he ever goes to jail, you can call him a smooth criminal.
SweetJane5522 22
Learn how to moonwalk and do it with him
NickD6 14
That's a thriller
davek 36
Annie, are you OK?
HunkyMumbles 27
I guess Annie is okay
PinkGlitterBunny 8
This is the opposite of a problem.
zeemonster424 15
This sounds like the perfect opening skit for Family Guy... Something Peter would do just to annoy Lois.
Xion0014 20
He wont stop until he gets enough xD
Joe36_fml 17
I honestly don't see a problem here
paramor3 23
Moon walking is better than bath salts...count your blessings.