Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
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Comments (77)
oobergoober89 16
Sorry but this is a hilarious FML
Leauge 13
Op be proud moon walking is hard to learn.
matthewwehttam 16
We need a "Yeah, that's ******* awesome button"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's pretty cool actually.
fin55 17
That's actually hilarious
tiger820 20
jealous much?
vikky538 29
Thats one way keep it on toes
kurodansei 16
Ah, welcome to the dark side of the moon walk. it's still better than locomotion by MC Hammer Shuffle
sammiaaron 16
trip him?.. Idk how else you'd stop that.. ...dk why you'd even want it stopped....
Guy1009 15
Looks like you've been struck by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.