Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
HazzaBoo
United States
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Top comments
Acousticpixie14 6
No good deed goes unpunished. Sad, but true.
redbluegreen 41
I fail to see how this is an example of karma.
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Comments (108)
chocolatemocha 0
Stop being so damn self important.
PurpleWaffles 2
The world is ****** up like that /:
jupiter80 0
how about u be homeless for a week, with no shower or shave and try and get a ******* job, it's not easy is it? u tool
jupiter80 0
but what he is basically saying is that homeless ppl have no lives and choose to be that way, and from past comments he is a tool
jupiter80 0
hey, but didn't u just say in a past comment that this website is about expressing urself?? Hhhmm and wasn't I just expressing myself there? and yea with past comments u r a tool
sarahgirly10 0
I hate hobos. they all need to get off their lazy asses and work for their money instead of begging like dogs and stealing it from hardworking people who deserve it.
blueocean43 2
Go zargon! It's great to see some basic sense and decency in the world.
romano07 0
kaySL- Why is it that all your comments consist of petty complaints? It's honestly all I ever read from you..
hxcxrocker93 3
19, the "puts on sunglasses" line is from CSI: Miami. Horatio always puts on his glasses right before the punch line if a pun on how the person died. example: (a person was killed with a pencil) "Looks like he (puts on sunglasses) got the point" the puns aren't usually that bad, but you get the idea (:
magicstar 0
maybe it was a homeless person