Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML
Today, we had to cancel a Disney vacation we had spent thousands of non-refundable dollars planning for over a year because our oldest son tested positive for COVID and we couldn't find anyone to leave him with on such short notice. My other kids are heartbroken. FML
Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.
unmadebed 0
seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife
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Comments (87)
unmadebed 0
seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife
FMLandurstoo 9
so you couldn't have sex with Mickey? that's sad
metal8214 0
kids are available too... ;)
laprimadonna 0
thats disgusting and terrible.
wiggs5 0
agreed
ey3seecold 0
Mickey shoulda **** blocked you before you had those kids.
whyfmlme 0
lmao
UnanomousGurl 0
HAHA 67 made me giggle xD
surferchick96 0
epic win!
AnneFTW 17
Maybe you should take the hint?
knelson19 0
You're life isn't effed! Disney Land is the happiest place on earth or something like that.
Alex94xela 0
LOL cockblocked my mickey take it out on Minnie
doubleohseven 0
really??
TheAftermath 0
#81 win win and Win.
Rawr_Natyy 0
lmao! 81 made my day! xD
krez 20
Precog, that's the first thing I thought of when I read this.
talkshitandcrap 0
nice one. :)
Garytt 0
Cockblocked?
Alex_The_Human 2
Cockblocked.
IGotzSkittlez 1
It's to be stopped from having sex or in short terms. ****-block or ****-blocked
FYLDeep 26
You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.
bananamonkee 0
hahahaa agreed
Acousticpixie14 6
That's what I was thinking... You don't go to Disney World to get laid. That's a family vacation for the kids. Put your dick back in your pants, and wait till you get home.
TheFection 0
exactly. and what were you thinking anyway? book a large room and have sex while the kids are in it with you? no. or were you hoping to book two rooms and leave your kids alone in a strange place just so you can have sex because you can't wait a few days?
KasCiaYr 0
It is supposed to be fun for the whole family, not just kids. And why do girls eagerly agree with this nonsensical thought of fyldeep? but anyways I agree that it's not a big deal cause OP can have some quiet action after kids are asleep.
FYLDeep 26
Part of it is that I agree with TheFection, but just didn't mention it. When exactly would the OP be expecting to have time without the kids even if he had a "killer" room? Regardless though, I still think it's a bit selfish to post something like this when Disney World is most definitely a vacation for the kids, not the parents. They should be worried about whether or not the kids have a memorable experience. If he was booking this vacation thinking it was the perfect place to **** his wife, then he's got ****** priorities.
cami82 0
some hotels have a suite where there is a door on the bedroom. The kids would be in the other room.
doubleohseven 0
haha agreed
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
win!!
boothette 0
that's dsigusting. who in their right mind would have sex while their children are asleep in the same room? not normal people that's who. btw if your are trying to traumatize those poor kids good job :|
heyitskris 0
true
knelson19 0
That wasn't nice.
atomicJ 0
my grand slam was supposed to be with sausage
perdix 31
It's called The Happiest Place on Earth. If your wife's version of happiness involves not having sex with you, maybe you'd better spice up your game. ;)
alliede88 0
total agreement!
umatiger 5
Dude you're everywhere. How much time do you spend on fml?
Yournamehere42 7
Here's an idea, pick somewhere to vacation other than a theme park filled with cartoon characters and children next time you want to get laid.
Shinygirlnz 1
Get over it.