Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
HazzaBoo
United States
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Top comments
Acousticpixie14 6
No good deed goes unpunished. Sad, but true.
redbluegreen 41
I fail to see how this is an example of karma.
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Comments (108)
hxcxrocker93 3
Okay, every1lovesbone, shut the **** up. I have an education. I have a high IQ, I have taken advanced classes, I know my shit. I'm bilingual, working on a third language. I can't get a job. Education sure as hell doesn't guarantee prosperity. My dad works his ass off and he too has a great education and a good job and we're living paycheck to paycheck because someone screwed us over. Yes, some homeless people deserve what they have, but a large number are war vets, neglected mentally ill or mentally retarded, or people who have been screwed over by someone else. I hope you get mugged by the homeless. I hope you wind up like them. Maybe then you won't be such a stuck up prick.
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Maybe it wasn't a homeless or was it?
Capt_Oblivious 10
Looks like they expected you to make one last 'volunteer effort' before you left for the day.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Imo you are dumb. They don't have homeless shelter on rodeo drive. No shit it's gunna be in a bad neighborhood. I am not saying you deserved it, but you shouldn't act so surprised.
Seddah 3
This was on GraphJam the other day. Somehow, I don't think this is an "original".
UnanomousGurl 0
HAHAHAHA srry but thats terribly ironic n hilariouz xD! FYL
jupiter80 0
91- wow, I can't believe I would ever say this but ur a complete tool, u probably have no kids no wife/girlfriend, no future, no job, no nothing, u have probably never been laid in ur life either and u never will, u think the world revolves around u and u only, so do us all a favor and shut the **** up
Sadochan 0
That's why you don't do shit fir the homeless.
Sadochan 0
87 - No shit. All you FML users should using memes. You all suck, including the guy at the top.
Joppa 0
This explains why they became homeless.