Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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Djoooiz 0
You've been engaged for thirteen years?? Why the hell did you never get married, that's the only thing i was wondering!
BeeSkwaird 0
YDI for waiting so effing long. And YDI for considering "Facebook-official" to be the kind that really matters. But YLIF for her apparently having no gratitude for your looking after her. I can at least dignify that part with an "Ouch!"
ozymandias_fml 0
13 years? Lady, it was never going to happen anyway.
Night_Owl 0
You DON'T deserve it. Guys, really, there was a reason they waited so long with an engagement. If they'd gotten married 12 years ago, then they'd most likely STILL be breaking up now...except then they'd have to go through all the divorce papers and all that legal junk.. and she'd get half his stuff, money and all. You don't know their situation. Maybe they were out of work, trying to find enough money to pay for a wedding. Or he was in the military or something. You never know. And the facebook bit... well, yeah, if it says you're in a relationship on there, you're gonna change it to single when that relationship ends. I'm pretty sure that's what he meant.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
13 years of engagement? what, did you get engaged at the age of 15 and when you finally realized what it meant, you were feeling too stupid to back down? xD
Sammara 0
After 13 years of engagement? There's no way you were surprised...
ceecee794 0
you deserve it for being engaged for thirteen years. jeeze, you're worse than pam & roy! X)
redbluegreen 41
Why has Facebook become the center of the universe? Seriously.
Fenix0147 0
Lol facebook, get a life
Broeman 0
Thirteen years of engagement? YDI for waiting for marriage for that long, should have broke it off ten years ago.