Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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shaerbear00 0
I hate to say it but YDI...after the first 3-5 years of engagement, you should have known something was up.
Babybluerose 0
why does Facebook have to make everything official?? I think that people put too much stock into that site!
Neep_fml 0
You let him string you along for 13 years? Come on lady... I'd feel bad for you if it was like, three years... but over five and it's pretty clear he was just humoring you.
pbuk 0
I suppose your mother is only honest with you on facebook? No? Then STFU
Nightfallz 0
since when does facebook make ANYTHING official? ydi on that basis alone.
eightlaura 0
It's bizarre and sad at the same time how Facebook has practically become an indispensable part of our lives.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
speak for yourself and all the other e-diots out there. Facebook is something i have, but it isn't "an indispensible part of my life" the most time i even spend on it is for bejewled blitz.(kills time at work, when there was work anyway ...=(... ) so continue on with your sad little E-life, because you're too sad and pathertic to have a real one. but it's o.k., facebook can be indispensible for people like you.
52fremont 0
Haha someone got a little touchy about a generalized statement. Go **** yourself.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Hypocrisy, thy name is what?
Swirvia 0
ydi for a 13 yr engagement
holdondear 0
If you have to make it "Official" via facebook, then I'm sorry but you deserve the "Like" given by your former mother-in-law. ;D
MlleSandy 1
YDI for letting your fiancé use and abuse you for 13 years. Women like this are why so many guys refuse to commit- because women will let them have the milk and the cheese and the sour cream for free for 13 years, anyway.