Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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lobby0ne 0
FAIL! Using Facebook to officially end the relationship! WTF!!! FAIL!!!!
Gefangene 0
wow, Im really sorry about that. But maybe after 13 years, you should've seen the sings that commitment wasnt going to happen. Look at this as a way to try new things! :) BTW, if anyone is interested in travel, check out my blog! http://gefangene.webs.com/
drummer4life 0
and if you're gay! go here! wowomg . com (response to #92) anyways, as for my comment. YFDI ("F" intended) i have never heard of anyone in this world who had been engaged for 13 ******* years. wtf are you waiting for? i hope idiots like you and ur ex are removed off the face of the planet. sorry fml for not being respectful, but honestly....wtf.
Vaetrus 0
Lame. YDI just because someone "liked" that he changed his "facebook" "relationship status." Who the hell cares?
alsoelp 0
13 years? what were you waiting for.
PlasmaWafflez 0
YDI for being engaged for 13 years
flyboy57 0
it's been asked a million times before me: why the **** were you engaged for 13 years?!!
aaaaa12345_fml 0
who the **** is ******* engaged for thirteen mothafuckin years?
cat83 0
YDI for letting an engagement drag on for 13 years.
thefury 0
13 years is 12 to many
triplethreat13 0
engaged for 13 years? whoa. the point of a marriage proposal is for you to marry the man, which is usually a few months to a year or two. but 13 years? hm. and by the way, changing your facebook relationship status does not make it official. legal documents make it official. your facebook status should not have been the first thing you wanted to do when you split.