Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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HeroicDude 0
YDI it for being engaged for 13 years. Shit on the pot or get off, as I say.
avoidthegirl 6
I totally agree with this. What the **** were you doing for the past 13 years?
mike1921 0
The Mailman?
aria02 0
ha mike u win
skullbuster 0
Maybe the mother thought you were too good for her son and didn't know why you were hanging around for 13 years. Honestly, by year 2, I would have been wondering if I had missed the wedding somewhere along the way...
plexico 4
No wonder she liked the break-up -- people use doormats to wipe mud and shit off the bottoms of their shoes. They don't want them to be responsible for producing their grandkids. Boy, did your ex-fiance take that "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?" advice to a new level! Not only did he get milk, he got yogurt, cheese and the occasional open-faced roast beef sandwich, too. Plus, the cow entertained his mom. You've been engaged so long, I'll bet you've proven that "Diamonds are Forever" is a myth.
DrunkenValor 0
That made me laugh so much.
rukusrazor 0
Welcome to my "thumbs up commenter list" A+ (with extra credit)
yohaun12 3
lmao!! i juss had to see wat plexico said about this one. kick ass!! epic win
PurpleHaze23 0
Legend. :)
wozer 0
"my fiance and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our facebook relationships to make it official" LOL'd at that being the official way to do things now.
fudrick 0
Agreed with #18, lol.
hothotheat_ 13
haha, I thought the same exact thing.
barlessprison 16
Exactly what I thought. That alone made me click YDI. Oh and also the fact that they stayed engaged for 13 years.
gpstyne 0
thirteen actual years of being engaged? really? then you were never really going to get married believe it
dsl135 0
YDI for being engaged for 13 years. There's no excuse for an engagement to last that long other than neither of you were actually committed to the relationship to begin with. Give me your Facebook account, so I can press "Like" on the break-up too.
jailbot 7
What a waste of 13 years of your life. Not that I would ever wait so long to get married after an engagement (I think 2 years is a max and only if we are waiting for me to finish college or if we had definitive wedding arrangements set), but after a ******* decade went by did you really think you were actually going to get married? Even your ex's mother knew it... **** I would have had the same response as her. YDI
hempat 2
YDI for being engaged for 13 years and never getting married.
teentee401 37
I thought that pecs in your profile picture were saggy boobs at first lol
absolute_fml 0
Judging by the comment about "spending the last year" sucking up to the mother, I'm assuming that the OP probably meant a 13 MONTH engagement.
_insertnamehere_ 0
I'm going to go ahead and second this. 13 Months. MONTHS!